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Lauren Conrad vs Kim Kardashian

I was browsing them there interwebs when i came across a list of the richest reality tv stars. Not only did that link confuse me, since i didnt recognize names on that list, but it also infuriated me. Half those people who i cannot ever recall hearing their names. So I guess their only "talent" of looking good. They have shows because they look good, and have money? And people actually watch this shit? whatever. here are the top two of the richest reality bitches:

Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad
vs
Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

which would you bang?

Choices

Teresa Guidice vs Dina Manzo

This entry is another pulled out of the -many-shows-i-have-never-watched-nor-care-to-ever-see- bag... which is titled something like Real Housewives of New Jersey... regardless, contract negotiations for this Teresa chick has her in the celebrity news... so without further ado:

Teresa Giudice

Teresa Giudice
vs
Dina Manzo

Dina Manzo

which would you bang?

Choices

Kaya or Sadie

So wasting some time in front of the tv, watching America's Got Talent... I see two belly dancers wiggling away. then it hits me... I don't have belly dancers on the wwyb site. so, here we go:

Kaya

Kaya
vs
Sadie

Sadie

which would you bang?

Choices

Jolie vs Jwoww

Words cannot express how badly I hate this tv show called Jersey Shore, despite never have actually watched it. Its just a case of judging a book by its cover, I guess. There douchebags just seemed to come out of nowhere, and people are talkin about fist-pumping and other stupid shit. Anywho... Jolie got dropped from the series, and there was much rejoicing. Regardless, of my hatred, I'd probably still stick my penis in them, at least after a few beers.

Angelina -Jolie- Pivarnick

Angelina -Jolie- Pivarnick
vs
Jenni -JWoww- Farley

Jenni -JWoww- Farley

which would you bang?

Choices

Heidi Montag or Audrina Patridge

OK, i never watched this show or whatever you want to call it... but from the Hills:

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag
vs
Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge

which would you bang?

Choices

Katie Stevens or Crystal Bowersox

American Idol Contestants still remaining (at least i think... i do not watch the show)

Katie Stevens

Katie Stevens
vs
Crystal Bowersox

Crystal Bowersox

which would you bang?

Choices

Heidi Montag or Crystal Harris

Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag
vs
Crystal Harris
Crystal Harris

which would you bang?

Choices

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